Wedding Toasts - Wedding Speeches - Best
Ladies and Gentlemen,
I Would Like to Propose a Toast…
To the witty, the wise and these
Is the thought of
giving a wedding toast putting a shadow over the big day?
Whether you’re the best man or maid of honor, bride,
groom, parent or friend—
SOMEONE expects YOU to deliver a
toast. Or maybe you just want to give one. But not
just any toast—a toast as unique as the lovely couple
themselves. That’s hard enough, but while every person in
the couple’s lives stares at you with glasses raised,
you’re also supposed to make your words catchy, clever,
tasteful and unforgettable.
people can make a successful toast
without some help!
I’ve seen one too many confident toasters flub it up by
boring or confusing wedding guests, or even worse, saying
something that embarrasses everyone—talk about
unforgettable! Nervous toasters usually have the right
words but have a hard time delivering them when their
hands are shaking out of control…
And what if the groom’s drunk uncle asks you to make his
toast at the rehearsal dinner? What would you say?
Well, soon you’ll be able to confidently exclaim “Of
course! I toast all of the time!”
The good news about
wedding toasts is that
They’re short and sweet—you can honor
the bride or share a bit of wisdom in less than 30
They’re easy to memorize because many
You can recycle them over and over,
and if you want—add personal touches just for your
You’ll get years of praise for 5
minutes of work!
Unlike long, detailed wedding
speeches, toasts get to the point straight away . . . AND
you can still use parts of them in a longer wedding speech
which makes the entire ordeal easier.
are easy for kids to learn,
set the mood for an entire evening,
can really jump-start some fun
Bridal or Couple’s Showers
Out-of-Town Guest’s Meals
Are you still thinking about throwing a toast together the
day of the wedding?
DON’T DO IT!!
Did you know?
Did you know there are people at the wedding celebration
your particular toast should be for—and it’s not always
the Bride and Groom?
Or the best time to give your toast?
Or why we toast at all?
Words are not the only essentials in the art of toasting…
Who wants to become a bad wedding story or loser of the
night? Not you! You want to express how you feel about
your loved ones or friends in a way that’s charming and
And all you have to do is work 5 minutes with this brand
Wedding Celebration Toasts
not only gives you over 96 toasts
to choose from,
Toast order suggestions
13 Ways to start your toast
History of toasts
But guides you through the…
of a successful toast!
This ebook is perfect for the
Maid / Matron of Honor
We even have
simple rhyming toasts for the Ring Bearer and the Flower
Are you ready to find the perfect toast
and deliver it with perfection?
YES! Click here to be
on your way to an easy, heartfelt wedding toast. You’ll be
so glad you did (and so will the guests)!
NO? . . . Please re-think! Don’t close yourself off from wedding
fun while you panic in the car with a pen and a napkin!
Let Wedding Celebration Toasts help you for 5 minutes,
saving YOU days of regret…
Number 1 WEDDING HUMOR
You’ll also get a giant bonus Wedding
Humor section with over 117 pieces of wedding humor you
can use from the time the wedding is announced to the time
your favorite bride and groom leave for their honeymoon. .
. . You’ll be a star player with everyone you meet.
If you are the bride or groom, you are the stars of the
show and this Ebook will be your constant reference for
comments to make throughout the different phases of your
PLUS you’ll be able to assist the people assisting you as
you plan your perfect wedding.
The Wedding humor bonus includes:
63 One Liners
16 short Jokes
38 Funny Wedding Definitions
Number 2 DIVORCE HUMOR
We even threw in
21 Divorce Jokes
as an additional bonus and teach you how to use them so
they are appropriate and most of all FUNNY.
Even MORE Bonuses
Bonus Number 3 BEST MAN CHECKLIST
You'll get a 35 point customizable
checklist for the Best Man which covers all the nitty
gritty details the Best Man needs to keep track of to
assist the Groom
Number 4 MAID / MATRON OF HONOR CHECKLIST
You'll also get a 32 point customizable checklist for the
Maid / Matron of Honor so she can help the Bride stay
cool, calm and collected AND have a good time too!
These checklists will make getting
organized a breeze. You’ll have an ABC plan to make sure
that no detail goes forgotten.
96 Toasts in all
27 Rhyming Toasts
36 Sentimental Toasts
17 Humorous Toasts
16 All Purpose Toasts
Interesting history points of
toasting to cover you if you have to come up with
something on the spur of the moment.
13 Ways to start your toasts
117 pieces of Wedding Humor
21 pieces of Divorce Humor
35 Point Customizable Best Man
32 Point Customizable Maid of Honor
If you researched all the above it would take you 20 to 30
hours (I know, because I did it) Organizing and putting it
in a usable format took another 20 (I did that too). You
don’t need to spend days working on this one important
aspect of the upcoming wedding in your life. We took all
the worry, time and hassle out of looking good and making
sure things go smoothly on that very special and very
You can get
everything you see above and be reading it five
minutes after you order because it will be
immediately downloadable in about 60 seconds.
(Simply check your email for the download link). It
comes in Adobe PDF format which can be read by MACs
and PCs through the free Adobe Acrobat Reader that’s
most likely installed on your computer already.
Regular price on Wedding Celebration Toasts is $29.95. But
since this book is immediately downloadable and I don't
have to print or ship it, for a limited time only you can
get everything I promised for only $17.00 if you order by
. And this is less than you'll spend for a cheap
bottle of wine that will be gone and forgotten in about
two minutes. If you want something that will last for
years, read the P.S. below.
P.S. I seriously doubt that you have to deliver lines to
public audiences every day like I do. You might think
that you can just “wing it.” I can tell you one thing
that I’m hoping will change your mind about that. You will
be on video for years to come quite possibly looking like
a nervous first grader standing up in front of the class
for the first time . . . umming and ahhing, looking at the
floor and shuffling around. Don’t let that happen to
yourself or to your friends. Order right now and do your
part to make a beautiful and polished event.
“Toasts are very hard! I started my best friend's toast a
month before the wedding and totally rewrote it the day of
the wedding in the hotel room, while everyone else was
swimming and having fun in the sun! So, I completely
someone would want their toast to be ‘perfect.’”